It’s true, I am Chinese and I was born this way. 

At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long. 

Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn’t need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don’t have a social life and is shunned by others. 

But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my user name). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation. 

1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.  

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theepichumor:

“Mike Tyson has beaten every opponent he’s ever faced - except the letter ‘S.’” - Seth MacFarlane

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johnmontes:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

LOL

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20’s <3

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filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

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ohmyasian:

2279. Glass Walkway at Tianmen Mountain Park.

I could never do this…

YUM

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